What's your ass story?

Why do people call people an ass? I don’t know, and I don’t want to do a research either. But, I would like to say I am fascinated about the ass. That lazy yet hard working animal :p. (Yes I meant that ass and nothing else *wink* )

Aint we all like the ass at some point of time, when we become so lazy and just want to doze off? I have never seen an ass in the heart of Chennai. I meant the real ass and not the other asses (I see a lot of the other asses almost every now and then ;) ), so I got so fascinated when I discovered a washer man near my office. Actually 2 washer men, who have on a total 4 Asses. 2 big ones and 2 small ones. 2 grey and 2 brown.

So this is how my Ass story started, the first day I saw this big grey ass. It was standing and sleeping royally. It made me smile, that I kept looking at it when I was driving I did not notice the speed breaker that I bumped and flew :p. I was so fascinated, the whole day I kept telling people that there is an ass near office! Next day I saw 2 asses…now both grey, one big and one small. I was like wow! They doubled and wondered if they will double again tomorrow. And yet the next day I saw 4 Asses :DD. As I told you – they were Big Grey (BG), Big Brown (BB), small Grey (sG) and small Brown (sB) Asses.

Since the time I discovered these Asses, I keep checking them out everyday on way to office. All of a sudden they went missing one day that it got me so worried. I consoled myself that even though they are Asses and lazy ones at that maybe like every ass in the city they needed a holiday, so maybe they went to roam. And much to my delight I found them again at the same place the next day. As usual with the two small ones sleeping and the two big ones standing and sleeping with their eyes open. They looked different and refreshed, so maybe I was right – they did go on a holiday :p

I also discovered that asses not only go on holidays they go to college too. Since they stay opposite a college, I saw the BG one standing in the college bus stop two days back, along with the students, though its book bag was conscious by its absence, one couldn’t deny it went to college looking at the way it was standing for the bus :p. This incident also helped me conclude that the asses were all male or at least this BG one which I saw first is male, coz the college is for guys :p

Yesterday all the 4 asses were in their height of activity, which was surprising considering they are lazy always. The sB ass was sniffing a guy’s ass (so maybe that is female :p). The BB ass was trying to pull the sB one away from the guy. The BG one was rubbing its nose against the sG one’s back. Maybe it was a big day for all of them, coz never have I seen all 4 asses on their legs wide-awake :D

Anyhow as long as they are happy I am happy, even if they belong to two competing washer men they still stand together and sleep. See how united these Asses are! Don’t we all have to learn something from these Asses, at least we should learn how to stand and sleep with our eyes wide open.

So that’s my ass story and an on going one. People! You can contribute your ass stories too…Are they as interesting as mine, if they are I may even consider awarding those stories if I like it :D Coz, who will not want to read about asses and how people are asses sometimes?

So what’s your ass story? ;)


Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!

A note to my Dear Friends!

You may be down and give everyone a frown. You may detest conversation, And everything around looks alien. You want to hide under quilts and covers, Not wanting to face the dawn and wear yet another mask. Every single minute may pass like an hour, and you keep counting for it to end.But just remember - Down at the Bottom of your phone book, Will be my name and number, (or just ping me) you wouldnt have called me in ages. But that doesnt mean I forget. Just give me a ring and I may make you sing.A cheery big Hug to shoot away all the bugs. I will help you to live back those wonderful days - one in which we had no care for the world. Yes, People might change as days and years pass. But getting back to old pals, can may you feel like a teenager again. All those masks you ought to wear just melts away and you can be YOU. As disgusting, Ugly, Annoying, Irritating, Crazy as you want to be. So dont forget, I am just a ping or a ring away. In case the line is busy - I am just talking to yet another friend or being annoyingly professionally busy, but still telepathy will work and I will get back to you. :D

This is to all my lovely friends who still think I am immature and crazy as always even after being a professional! :p Coz according to them I never change! What will the world be if I change? Tell me seriously ;)

Hugs and Loads of Lowe!


Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!

ps: A post after a long time :D

LaAs of Companeey!! #

An old Post that I dug out from my old blog :)

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# the below is a piece of work ritten for pure fun and not to hurt anyone...these are results of endless boring sessions of company law classes in final yr of college!!




Compaeeny laa ees a veeary
Intrsteng subject, no….?

You will staaart claash anshering attendance
You willn leeaarn cashe laas by ASSbury!!

Where thaer ees aa confushun
About altra wires and intraa vyers
Oh! Isn’t eet the moost
Intrsteng subject, no…?

Then you can file a cashe in the koat
There is nou confushun about vyers
But only abouch the directars
Of the companeey!

Nou..nou…eet ees abouch
A chlash rep’s pooweers in caalege
Deed you understand?
Am I clear to aall of youu…
Listening to me?

Yesh or nou….
Follow me orr not…
If you don’t understand in claash
Youu cann get outch!
Youu cann do everytheeng on yar own
Doo articles, doo memoranduuum

The aasshes that we are,
Gawd will never forgive ush
But believe us lord, we can’t
Stop LAUGHING!!

I haad only honaastly accepth
Don’t tell me eet’s your aabit
You must reaalisee the seriousness
But LAUGHING is onlee naturaaal
And let mee summarisee it
Compaaneey’s act cannot be chainged

Poer me that aftar 20 yeears
I have to keep injecting you weeth injuction!
Are you steel listening…?

Of coursee….arent we learning
About injections, syrengie, medicines and band aids
In companeey laa….
So do we haav to listen….?
On checond thoughts…

Yesh we haav to listen
For our internals are comeeenn
So chwich aan your brains
To the companeey doing laaa!

Listen to ush….aal of youu
3A1 studensh……
Companeey laa clash is
Veeary impotanch to
Letch your creeativee brains
Run free……..!!
So lishen up everybody!
Is it cleeear everybody?

Thee yend!!


VidyAlice**

** the Bold italized lines were ritten by alice aka lilratty and the bold ones by me aka zanychild

This is a ProduCt of:


Our Ambigram done by Gigster

Credits for Ambigram: Gigi (Lord Ripper the IInd)


Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!

Inbetween tabs*..

Just wanted to drop in to see if the blog was still functioning! :p

Will be around soon. :)

And yeah, Happy V - day to all those crazy people out there who make a big show of the day!


Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!

*Came across the blog inbetween my window tabs..:p

Growing up!

We stand in the end. Totally clueless.

We look down at the last bit of rope in our hand, that helped us so far. We look back to find that we are standing at an alarming height. There is no way we can go back and grab hold of that rope in the bottom again.

We are left to our own devices. Do we chose to get struck here or move ahead.Depends on each of us.

People expect us to be mature all of a sudden. They expect us to take decisions that we weren't bothered so long.

We are running in a wheel, getting back again and again to where we started. Trying to catch up.

All of a sudden people talk some jargon that we don't understand. We look hither and tither and try to catch up.

They expect us to expend and still budget and save.

It happened all of a sudden. Our Student days are long over.

No looking back or no going back. No longer is there a rigid system that measures our performance by marks. Here actual, real performance matters.

No longer memorizing matters. Its application that counts.

If we cant apply what we learned, we aren't competent enough, nor are we ready for challenges.

We are supposed to be young, yet alert. Our minds are supposed to be sharp yet flexible.

We are supposed to know everything yet no nothing. We are supposed to be updated on all areas, coz concentrating on what you specialize isnt going to take you any further, Coz integration counts more today then differentition.

And in the end it is all a part of growing up, till you finish growing up. And when you finish growing up, it is when you finish living life the way you want.

Yeah, a confusing post - but then let it be, coz it is all a part of growing up :p

Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!

Bring it on 2010!

Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!

Another page to be leafed over.

Another year passes by. And here goes my checklist amd my very own tag. Just delete my answers and fill em up with yours. :)

Q1:Are you better than where you were when the year started?
A:Yes

Q2:Did you get a notch up on the ladder of wisdom?
A:Maybe

Q3:Did you laugh more till you cried or cried more till you laughed?
A:Equally, coz one doesnt exist without the other.

Q4:Did you meet new people?
A:Yes, loads

Q5:Did your friend list swell a little?
A:Yes :)

Q6:Did you have to let go of people?
A:Yes, I had to

Q7:Did that hurt you a lot?
A:Yeah, initially, but I learnt a lot from that :) If someone can hurt you so much and not be affected a bit by it, then they arent worth agonizing over. You deserve much better. :)

Q8:Did you have to put up a false smile and bear things with a grudge?
A: Occasionally, you get yourself in such positions.

Q9:Did you have to act happy when you hurt inside?
A:Well, I donno. If I am hurt, I show I am hurt. If I am happy, you needn't ask - even the iron guy next street will probably know I am happy :p

Q10:Did you achieve something great this year?
A:Yeah, I became a qualified Cost and Management Accountant :D and I earned my first big buck :D

Q11:Do you regret anything you did this year?
A:yeah, somethings but it doesnt matter anymore :)

Q:Did you fall in and out of love, necessarily not in that order? :p
A:Hmmmm, I think so...am not yet sure *wink*

Q12:Did you grow?
A:Mentally or physically? :p, okies, yeah I did grow up a lil bit.

Q13:Was this one of your best years?
A: Definitely, one of my coolest.

Q14:Did you learn something new?
A: We learn everyday, every minute.

Q15:What was the most memorable in this year?
A: Loads, - I am qualified as a professional. I started my career out of the blue. One year where I was at home for the most part of it and loved every minute of it.My first trip out of the country, and catching malaria on the way back :p, and yeah my first cell phone :)

Q16:Would have done anything differently this year if given a chance?
A: *Thinking*, nah - I guess the year was good. One of the best. I wouldnt change anything. :)

Q17:Did you travel a lot this year?
A: Yeah, I traveled a bit more than I usually do and visited new places.

Q18:Will you mark this year as one filled with fond memories or bitter ones?
A: For sure fond memories. :)

I am tagging Gils, Deeps,CRd,G3,Marutham,Gigster, and anyone who wants to write the tag :)

Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!