Shit happens!

Your best shoe tears apart when you are at the all important function of your life, and it was the same shoes with which you had even gone walking miles before, but two steps into the party - and it tears apart

You have an all important exam the next day, and it is just at night you open your book. Zap - there is a power cut

You are on the verge of completing your project on your system. The system zoinks out, and if you reboot, you find that all your project is missing

You are waiting for an all important phone call, only then your phone goes dead, and wails for its funeral

You have downloaded half the movie, and seen it to, while the other half never downloads.

You have an important evening out, and only then you realize your favorite dress is stained by some unusual stain

It is the interview, for which you have been preparing so long, only to blink blank at the interviewer on the D - day.

You have prepared real well for an exam, but a lil arithmetic mistake, makes you turn in an incomplete paper, coz you dint realize what went wrong, until the end of the hour to figure out you have written 3 plus 3 is 9 instead of 6.

You are very bored to insanity, and want to listen to music, only when you realize you haven't charged your ipod

You plan a whole day out with friends, only to cancel it coz you need to attend a important family function which you knew only 10 minutes before.

You need to be at a so and so place real soon, only to realize the scooty of yours have zero petrol.

You are already late to a place, and only then the traffic on the roads is ugly.

You did awesome in your exams, the examiner wasnt awesome - and he/she ends up flunking you.

So yes, shit happens all the time. And specifically at the wrong time. No one is spared!

Right now, I am irritated, that this shit of a post happened. Thank you.

Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!

Trespasing Rodents will be prosecuted!!

I am in such a rage! Ok, Don't laugh..I can work up a rage when I want to. I am not always that funny!

Ewwww.....There was trespassing on my property, which will not go unheeded. So here I send my entreaty to the rat kingdom!
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One or more of your people has been involved in atrocious behavior and should definitely be condemned.

His/her (I don't know if it is a he or she)/their charge is they slipped into my scooty seat box (Oh! poor Roger!) and impishly I guess played "who - nibbles - fast" with my white dupattah and much worse my registration certificate photocopies!

This is basic infringement of rights of my scooty, poor thing which was standing in the shade after a long drive.

I have a hole right in the middle of my R/C photocopies, not one but 2, and 2 more even more bigger holes in my dupattah. And moreover, I don't have my original R/C *shaking head left and right* Shiva - shiva, Is there no justice in this world?

Don't you rats govern your kind properly, Don't you rodents have laws? How uncouth on your part? What harm did my Roger do to you?,that you had to target him. Arent innocent victims to be justified?

I demand the wrongdoers to be immediately punished, either by locking them up or deporting them! Because their crimes becomes two fold, coz now I am struck with the scooty which cant be sold now without the original R/C book, and I was managing so far with the photo copy of it, and now that too is damaged beyond repair. Now what will I do if that police uncle at the chola signal, who always stops me for speeding through red, ask me where my R/C book is?

Ah - Now I get an idea, why don't you rats find the culprit/s of this very bad act and give him/her/them to me, I will neatly put him/her/them in a locked box, and when that favorite police uncle of mine asks for the complete R/C book, I can point it out to your little rodents - and say one half of it is inside him/her/them :P yeah I guess that would be a good enough punishment for this misdemeanor, and I can get to keep the torturer/s and become the torturer in turn.

And yes, moreover the crime is again doubled, coz it was done on a Sunday! Sunday is international holiday for all things, or did not you rodents know? Sunday is Funday - not bad doing day! If it had happened on a Monday, I wouldn't be so raged, coz Monday comes, the blues of Monday come too!

Now, due to that, I also demand along with handing me the culprit/s, I should also be regularly supplied with dupattahs for them to nibble upon, coz I am not going to provide them with mine. I even suggest that you can flick the dupattahs from my next door neighbor who has more of it than required.

And the prosecution should happen now, coz everyone knows I am impatient, so if it doesn't happen soon, hell ensues. Coz I protect what is mine!

Requiring immediate action
zanychild
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Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!