Monday, August 3, 2009

Trespasing Rodents will be prosecuted!!

I am in such a rage! Ok, Don't laugh..I can work up a rage when I want to. I am not always that funny!

Ewwww.....There was trespassing on my property, which will not go unheeded. So here I send my entreaty to the rat kingdom!

One or more of your people has been involved in atrocious behavior and should definitely be condemned.

His/her (I don't know if it is a he or she)/their charge is they slipped into my scooty seat box (Oh! poor Roger!) and impishly I guess played "who - nibbles - fast" with my white dupattah and much worse my registration certificate photocopies!

This is basic infringement of rights of my scooty, poor thing which was standing in the shade after a long drive.

I have a hole right in the middle of my R/C photocopies, not one but 2, and 2 more even more bigger holes in my dupattah. And moreover, I don't have my original R/C *shaking head left and right* Shiva - shiva, Is there no justice in this world?

Don't you rats govern your kind properly, Don't you rodents have laws? How uncouth on your part? What harm did my Roger do to you?,that you had to target him. Arent innocent victims to be justified?

I demand the wrongdoers to be immediately punished, either by locking them up or deporting them! Because their crimes becomes two fold, coz now I am struck with the scooty which cant be sold now without the original R/C book, and I was managing so far with the photo copy of it, and now that too is damaged beyond repair. Now what will I do if that police uncle at the chola signal, who always stops me for speeding through red, ask me where my R/C book is?

Ah - Now I get an idea, why don't you rats find the culprit/s of this very bad act and give him/her/them to me, I will neatly put him/her/them in a locked box, and when that favorite police uncle of mine asks for the complete R/C book, I can point it out to your little rodents - and say one half of it is inside him/her/them :P yeah I guess that would be a good enough punishment for this misdemeanor, and I can get to keep the torturer/s and become the torturer in turn.

And yes, moreover the crime is again doubled, coz it was done on a Sunday! Sunday is international holiday for all things, or did not you rodents know? Sunday is Funday - not bad doing day! If it had happened on a Monday, I wouldn't be so raged, coz Monday comes, the blues of Monday come too!

Now, due to that, I also demand along with handing me the culprit/s, I should also be regularly supplied with dupattahs for them to nibble upon, coz I am not going to provide them with mine. I even suggest that you can flick the dupattahs from my next door neighbor who has more of it than required.

And the prosecution should happen now, coz everyone knows I am impatient, so if it doesn't happen soon, hell ensues. Coz I protect what is mine!

Requiring immediate action

Driving people insane as always!

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