My first journey into the kitchen. Actually there have been lot of journeys into kitchen to eat, this journey is to cook! Yes COOK you did not read it wrong.
Stop….Stop…where are you all running! I haven’t even started the post and I see you guys running a mile away from me. Don’t worry you guys won’t be asked to taste whatever I do. I have other people in my home to experiment with it.
So I have decided to start this journey on a sweet note. Yes I am gonna make Rasamalais. The only favorite sweet I like, coz am not much of a sweet tooth.
Aim: To try my level best to make Rasamalais in perfect shape and taste (shape and size is important for everything in life *wink*)
Things required:
For the sexy,supple,white things (courtesy : Twisted-DNA):
1 litre of Milk (let it be as pure as white, then you will know it is 100 % adulterated)
1 tsp of Lemon Juice or lemon juice (Our Villan who is going to kick out the juices of our Hero)
1 tbsp of all purpose flour (Note it is all purpose, be it cleaning, washing, everything….and if you get dire consequences I am in now way responsible for it)
Required Water (for thanni thelichu vittufying)
Required Sugar
For the cream syrup: (our Heroine in making)
½ litre of milk (same conditions apply as above)
Required quantity of sugar (depends on how sweet you want it to be, or how soon you want to be a sugar patient)
Almonds, Pistachios, Cardamom etc (those flavors that try to hide all the mistakes of our hero by decorating themselves beautifully in the whole picture just to add a bit of glamour)
Procedure:
Bring our 1 litre milk hero to boil, then add our Villain- lemon juice or Citric acid to fight with the hero and bring out all his juices, that our milk hero will end up like a mass of Fat. Then take this curds of white of our hero very gently and gag him completely by putting him in a cloth and squeezing all the remaining juices out of him.
Now make this into small balls by adding the all purpose flour. Bring our water to boil, and mix sugar to it. This is the energy drink of our hero who is now resting in small balls. Coz he is now tired after fighting with the Villain and being gagged. When the sugar dissolves add our hero balls, and cook for 15 minutes till our hero balls become puffed up with energy, then take it aside from the water.
Now keep our hero aside. It is Time to turn the attention to our Heroine.
Boil our ½ litre milk, add sugar to it and let it thicken half the quantity. This is because it is a rule that the heroine should be a tiny and dainty little creature, why break that universal rule? Now add some of those sinful pistachios and almonds which is our major glamor quotient. The heroine is ready, didn’t I tell you the heroine’s part is very very less! Even this is a universal rule which I do not want to break *wink*.
Now all that happened has to end well, so add our hero balls to our heroine syrup, and serve it hot to those who are cool, and serve it cold to those who are hot!
Result:
Our hero is floating with the heroine in its own paradise, while the kitchen where all this happened is a complete mess with loads of utensils piled up here and there!
Time to insert a Dream song
and our Hero and Heroine are in some dream location in obviously in some foreign country and are singing 'Kiss me'
Remedy:
Escape from said place before Mom the queen of the kitchen arrives in the scene!
Zanychild
Driving people insane as always!
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